Thursday, May 27, 2010

May 27 song of day

Howdy, today's song(s) of the day are from the album "Knock Knock" by Smog. Although he goes by his given name now, Bill Callahan recorded under the Smog moniker from the late 1980s to 2007. Released in 1999, Knock Knock is Smog's seventh album. Look for Callahan's trademark repetitive song structure, baritone voice and deadpan delivery, which may obscure but never undermines the dark irony and emotional complexity of his songs. And enjoy every second of it, for thunder's sake! "Hit the Ground Running" may have a special place in the heart of a young travelin' hog slayer--"I had to leave the country, though there was some nice folk there. Now I don't know where I'm going, all I know is I'll hit the ground running." From country ham, to city ham, then back again. Godspeed Hog Nation.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

songs of the day


Here are three tracks from the 1982 debut album "Garlands" by Scottish precursors to the dream pop and shoegaze movements, Cocteau Twins. "Blind Dumb Deaf" has been in my head for a week straight now, I strongly suggest a good listen. Enjoy.

Monday, May 24, 2010

real song of the day

I posted this a week ago or so. Here's the link for download. Silver Jews rule.

Hog Cut of the Year Award Presentation!

The polls have been closed for some time now and it looks like 2 year old country ham has run away with the title as Hog Nation's preferred cut of hog. I'll be honest--my personal vote went to pork loin. The way I see it, there's nothing better than being at a hog kill and frying up some fresh-cut loin in an iron skillet on your makeshift propane stove, then warshin' it down with an ice cold proverbial hog. But I can't be too partial, as I am a true lover of all things hog, so it is with great pleasure that I present Hog Cut of the Year to 2-Year-Old Country Ham. Hog Nation's vote has proven that, just like homemade grain alcohol, fine hog meat only gets better with age. 2-Year-Old Country Ham has put in the hours--17,520 of them to be exact, hanging in a paper sack from the rafters of a barn curing in salt--to become Hog Nation's favorite meat, that delectable slice of ham that just melts into salt in your mouth. Hog lovers, raise your proverbial hogs to your own Hog Cut of the Year, 2-Year-Old Country Ham--it has left us one thirsty and happy nation under hog.

Today's song of the day is an homage to country ham. Brings tears to my eyes every time.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

"I graduated from the University of May's Lick with a B.A. in the fine art of Swine Killing"

Howdy Hog Nation,
Sorry I haven't been in touch for a couple weeks. I've been toiling over schoolwork trying to get everything in order so I can graduate from college, and guess what...boy did I make it! Now, I'm not one to put too much worry into this school junk. Hell, I graduated from May's Lick University with a B.A. in Swine Killin', and in my book that's about all you need to live the well-balanced life of a hog slayin' man. But the parents insist that I tough it out with this school junk, even in the face of all the hog there is to kill out there in the foothills of northeastern Kentucky--and hell, I ain't one to disappoint, so I put down the swamp warter (city slickers, see the hog glossary) and picked up the books, and here I am folks. I can't enlighten you with too much hog lore, as I have to meet some classmates to slay some proverbial hogs before the big moment arrives later today. However, I will leave you with a tune from one of my favorite bands, the good ole' Silver Jews--their songwriter David Berman is a wise man, and I'll be taking his advice as should all of the Hog Nation. See you at the Superdome.

"On the last day of your life, don't forget to die
The things that you do will always make your mama cry"


Wednesday, May 5, 2010

cinco de cerdo (hog)

Howdy Hog Nation, happy cinco de cerdo (fifth of hog for all of yall who ain't versed in mexican). Sorry for the inactivity on the hog blog for the last week or so. Finals have been upon me and I've just been too busy to post. Personally, I don't really think wastin' my time with this school junk is any more important than slayin' proverbial hogs. Hell, I already got a B.A. in Swine Killin' from the University of May's Lick, and that seems like all a well-balanced hog slayin' man would need to succeed in life. But, my parents insist on this school junk, and I'm not really one to disappoint. Anyway, I'm off to celebrate the completion of my last undergraduate assignment and to slay some dos equis to celebrate the great Mexican tradition of hog slaying. ¡Feliz Cinco de Cerdos tacuaches!