Well, he's not sawin' hogs right here, but you can see his saw close by. Maybe we should ask some more questions.
What's that in your hand? "Miller Lite. One more, we'll all go."
No, I meant your other hand. "Sandwich."
What kind of sandwich, Hog Slayer? "Hog."
I hear Dale is in the running for MVP of the 2009 Slay Down... "Hell, this ain't turtle, boy."
What do you do in the hog off-season when you're not slaying the proverbial hog? "I usually slay tomatoes."
What do you do when you're not slaying tomatoes? "I usually drink bloody marys."
Alright, enough questions for now. Let's let the Hog Slayer get back to sawin'. The man got his name from killin' swine, and Thanksgiving+1 is a busy day for him. Cheers, all slay the proverbial hog for Hog Slayer.....Hell, scratch that, saw up a 24-pack of Miller hogs for him.
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