Careful, he's not staring at you--he's aiming at you. Hogslayinain'teasy has chosen to have Sunday at Ralphie's because, hey, the Lord's day is as good as any to slay a proverbial hog with ole' Ralphie. This man didn't need to rest on the 7th day, and you don't need an appointment to join in on the fun. Just survey the bars of the right Cincinnati neighborhood and you'll find Ralphie bellied up, slayin' down a cold one.
Ralphie's appearance on the world's premier hog slayin' lifestyle blog was at first a contentious matter with the hog nation. Yes, it is true that Ralphie has never participated in the official Thanksgiving +1 HogKill throwdown in the bluegrass; and, it may be true that he resides on the wrong side of the great river Ohio. But before you protest, just take a look at ole' Ralphie's resume. He may never have attended the T-giving+1 HogKillZone, but we Blog Slayers believe that this fine gentleman perfectly exemplifies the hog slaying spirit. Ralphie has slain on tiers that aspiring hog slayers like myself can only dream of. He slayed for God and Country in Vietnam, serving the Hog Nation and sacrificing for our liberty to slay hogs on Thanksgiving+1, or any other day we may choose. He zealously slays the proverbial hog in the foothills of the Cincinnati metro area with unmatched abandon--even the critically acclaimed hog-kill unit "the Wack Pack" will tell you he is a force to be reckoned with. Yet, ole' Ralphie never forgets that the great Hog Slayer must ever remain the humble Hog Slayer--if you are lucky enough to enter the right establishment of the foothills of the Cincinnati metro area, you too may get the chance to slay a proverbial cold one in the company of ole' Ralphie.
So how 'bout it Hog Nation! Wave the stripes and stars, raise your glass, and show some respect for a venerable Hog Nation vet. All slay the proverbial hog for ole' Ralphie!
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